Well… according to this chart, I’m only 1 step ahead of Oprah.
Then again, if you’re one of those millions who love Oprah, Hey, Look At Me! I’m a Step Ahead of Oprah!!
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I wish my life was glamorous enough to receive tweets like this.
Clearly, by glamorous, I mean “full of great tasting food”.
Maybe I should revisit that “Food Research” job possibility….
Don’t you just see this cross-stitched and framed at Grandma’s house?
cupcake could be a euphemism for brains. From now on, when yelling at stupid people, I will say “use your cupcake!”
Epic! overheard in the office: I’d rather load a shotgun full of ninja stars and shoot myself in the vagina then do this