The column where I take the time to answer pressing questions that nobody asked me. In fact, they actually asked other people, and I decided to chime in. See how we’re all happier now?
Random Yahoo User asks:
Why doesn’t my laptop connect to the internet?
That’s not a laptop, that’s a newspaper. I suggest reading it, then using it to swat things. Make a toy sword out of it if you’re really talented. Also, be sure to save the funny pages for gift wrap. That’s a classic!