This is me, in a nutshell
I have this same quandry all the time. I am continuously baffled by the limitless existance of Choice.
I have equal issues with the idea of Individuality.
It is rooted in the foundation that “wow, I could do all these things”, and the “whoa, so could anyone else“, and finally “wait, you mean that every moron I encounter has the same faculties I do, and this is what they do with them?“.
I also like this comic-strip because in the last couple of years I’ve consistently peppered my speech at work with options of violence, and met pretty good/envious results.