Finally, a guide that makes sense
Dear Future Self,
If you find yourself in need of this chart below, I do not blame you. We had a good run of it, lots of laughs and great stories to tell later on. I promise, self, that I won’t shake my head in dismay that you’ve found yourself (us) in a place where you are once again debating size, cut, clarity, color, etc. Not to your (our) face at least. Since I’m pretty sure this day will eventually come, let me give you a little help now, while I’m still of sound mind & body.
The Guy that Loves Being Awesome